Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
"Everyone is guilty of smiling and saying “yeah” when they have absolutely no clue what someone just said."
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME THEY DON’T READ FOR FUN
I’m just like:
don’t you hate it when youre in a relationship but the other person doesn’t know
My birthday is almost over…*sigh*
get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years
I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me
I hate you, please take it personal. cause well, its personal.
the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept